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todder



Joined: 08 Jan 2003


Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:26 am    Post subject: Foot Joke of the Day!! / Foot Joke of the Day!!

Feel free to add your own jokes here folks!! Here is one to start you off:

Two people went on a blind date and got on like a house on fire. At the end of the evening, they went back to the man's apartment and started to undress one another. The man said, "OK, before we do anything else, please tell me if you have any particular fetishes." He was thinking of his own and hoping she would share it!

"Well actually, I have a foot fetish," she replied, "although I guess I'd settle for seven or eight inches."
 
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besst



Joined: 17 Sep 2003


Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:49 am    Post subject: / Foot Joke of the Day!!

Ha ha! I don't know many jokes but that one's good! 
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todder



Joined: 08 Jan 2003


Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:39 am    Post subject: 3 Rabbits / Foot Joke of the Day!!

Once upon a time there were three little bunny rabbits, Foot, Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot, and they were outside playing. All of a sudden, Foot grabs his head and says, "I'm really sick, I think I'm gonna die."

So, Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot run into the house and say, "Mama come quick, Foot's sick and we think he's gonna die."

She says, "Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot you go and get the doctor."

So they go to the doctor and say, Doctor, doctor, come quick. Foot's sick and we think he's gonna die."

Doctor says, "I'll be there as soon as I can."

Well, the doctor wasn't in time and Foot died, so they buried him. And Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot just sat around the house and moped. Finally, Mama said, "Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot you go outside and play. Foot's dead and that's all there is to it."

Well, while they're outside playing, all of a sudden, Foot-Foot grabs his head and says, "Foot-Foot-Foot I'm sick just like Foot was and I think I'm gonna die."

So Foot-Foot-Foot runs into the house and says, "Mama come quick. Foot-Foot's sick just like Foot was and I think he's gonna die."

She said, "Well, Foot-Foot-Foot, you run and go get the doctor."

So Foot-Foot-Foot run and got the doctor and said, "Doctor, doctor, come quick. Foot-Foot's sick just like Foot was and we think he's gonna die."

And the doctor says, "Well, I'll be there as soon as I can."

And Foot-Foot-Foot says, "Well, you better be quicker than you were last time because we've already got one Foot in the grave."
 
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todder



Joined: 08 Jan 2003


Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:41 am    Post subject: Apologies in Advance to the Irish! / Foot Joke of the Day!!

Ferguson the blacksmith came in with a badly damaged foot. The foot doctor was surprised, for Ferguson was a careful man. "What happened to you, Paddy?" he asked. "Well, thirty-three years ago I was a young apprentice with Twomey of Ballinanaspickbuidhe......"

"But about your foot.....?" "This is about me foot. Twomey had a daughter and your eyes could gaze on her like the way a bullock would eat good grass. The first night I was there she came in when I was in bed and asked if I was comfortable and if I wanted anything and I said I didn't. The next night she came in when I was in bed and she wearing her nightdress and she asked me if there was any single thing she could get me or do for me and I told her I was as comfortable as a bug in a rug.

"The next night she came in and the girl hadn't a thing on her and she asked me if she could do anything for me and not wanting to keep her standing in the cold and she without a shift I said there was nothing."

"What has that got to do with your foot, Ferguson?" asked the doctor impatiently. "Sure it was only this morning that I finally thought of what she meant and I was so annoyed with meself that I threw me ten-pound hammer against the wall and it rebounded and broke me ankle."
 
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